15 Rules That India Lives by.....1।The Other Side Law: If my side of the road has a traffic jam, then I can start driving onthe wrong side of the road, and all incoming cars will be rerouted via bhopal .2. The No Queue Rule:If there is a queue of many people, no one will notice me sneaking into the front as long as I am looking the other way.3. The Mind Over Matter Law:If a red light is not working, four cars from different directions can easily pass through one another॥4. The Auto Axiom:If I indicate which way I am going to turn my vehicle, it is an information security leak.5. The In Spit Of Thing:The more I lean out of my car or bus, and the harder I spit, the stronger the roads become.6. The Cinema Hall Fact:If I get a call on my mobile phone, the film automatically goes into pause mode.7. The Brotherhood Law:If I want to win an argument, I need only to repeatedly suggest to the other person that I have illicit relations with his sister.8. The Baraat/ Marriage Right:When I'm on the road to marriage, all the roads in the city belong to me. To ME.9. The Heart Of Things:If I open enough buttons on my shirt, the pretty girl at the bus stop can see through my mal-formed chest into the depths of my soul.10. The Name Game:It is very important for the driver behind me to memorize the nicknames of my children.11. Parking Up The Wrong Tree:When I double-park my car, the road automatically widens so that the traffic is not affected.12. The Chill Bill Move:When I park and block someone else's car I am giving him a chance to pause, relax, chill and take a few moments off from his rushed day.13. The Ogling Stare:If you don't ogle and drool at every hot Chick that passes by, you're gay.14. The Bus Law:If I stop my bus at the correct place near the bus stop, the city will explode and blow into 6 million pieces.15. The VIP Rule:There are only 3 important persons in this city -Me, I, Myself!